i will continue to bang on the drive-thru window until Starbucks accepts my request to barter a garbage bag full of live ladybugs for spinach croissant
"That’s not far from how people are in real life." - Young K
To my haters out there… how dare you…
the greatest story ever told
If you need to google AAVE then it’s not for you.
i think this weirdly excludes vast swathes of native speakers of AAVE who never needed a name to call their language.
(and weirdly doesnt exclude me, which it probably should)
shrine to Jesse Dangerously (detail)
every time i see this ad i can’t help but think how much better it would be if it read, “well I’m five foot one and i chose Carleton / and these reasons I’ll tell you why…”
(Source: g0m, via greathaircut)
i want a freak in the lady and a bed in the sheets and a car uh i want a chips. i need them. it son my shirt. fuck. i have a shirt that says the joke on it and i dont have it here with me. i can get it if you want to hear it correctly