theworstthingsforsale:

I can’t think of what you would do with a 60”x41” decal of a guy sitting on a couch playing Xbox. Would you put it on the wall behind your gaming spot and pretend you had a buddy there Xboxing with you? Would you stick it to someone’s window as a prank, so they thought there was a guy in their yard playing Xbox? Or would you stick it above your modern couch in your Apartment Therapy-ass apartment to bring the preciousness of your impossibly-clean modern tables and lamps back to earth?

Jesse: Did you know that Drew of Toothpaste for Dinner has a tumblr of “The Worst Things For Sale,” and one of them is this?

Audra: I did not know either of those things! Ha! That is not a good thing for sale.

Jesse: IMAGINE WANTING IT

Audra: I cannot.

Jesse: “I need a giant white guy doing nothing on my wall!”

Audra: Hahahahaha.

Jesse: “I need it one hundred dollars worth!”

Audra: If you want that, put up a picture of JESUS.

Jesse: OOOOOOOH

Audra: (Jesus, depicted as white)