Qu'est-ce Que J D?
Pour out a little liquor for every time some Girl Talk jocking dipshit writes a history of “The Mash Up” without mentioning a single og hip hop blend DJ.

Andrew “Noz” Nosnitsky, of hip-hop blog CocaineBlunts.com, in a devastatingly on-point footnote to his review of Nas’s Life Is Good.

The only thing that could be made clearer in that criticism of Girl Talk jocking dipshits is that the OG hip-hop blend DJs as a group are way less overwhelmingly WHITE than celebrated mash uppers.

  1. Rick Wakeman - Shear [sic] Terror
  2. Juggaknots - Loosifa
  3. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Satan Said Dance
  4. Holocaust - Sinister
  5. Sampson, Jokez, Nokes, Zach & Jesse Dangerously - Crazymen
  6. Gravediggaz - Zig Zag Chamber
  7. Sixtoo - Caukazoid Germ
  8. Buck 65 - Chip Chop
  9. Lovage - Archie & Veronica
  10. Goodie Mob - Cell Therapy
  11. Method Man - The Riddler
  12. Brother Ali - Sleepwalker
  13. Thirstin Howl III - Watch Deez
  14. THEM - It’s Them
  15. Governor Bolts - Teenage Angst
  16. Buck 65 - Pack Animal
  17. Dr Octagon - Halfsharkalligatorhalfman
  18. Ghost Bees - Erl King
  19. "Weird" Al Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell
  20. Sampson, EMC & Joe Buck - C’est l’Hallowe’en
  21. Kool Keith & Noggin Noddaz - Sly We Fly
  22. DJ Vadim - Lord Forgive Me
  23. Cage - Lord Have Mercy
  24. Non-Phixion - Cult Leader
  25. Masta Ace Inc - Slaughtahouse
  26. Automator & Kool Keith - Cartoon Caper
  27. Aesop Rock - Mars Attacks
  28. The Gothic Archies - Scream And Run Away
  29. DJ Signify & Sage Francis - Haunted House Party
  30. Recyclone - Magic
  31. Joey Beats & Cunninglinguists - Hellfire
  32. Jesse Dangerously & Toolshed - Butchershop Quartet
  33. Prince Paul & Kool Keith - Weapon World
  34. Swollen Members, Saafir & Big Nose - Valentine’s Day Massacre
  35. Arsonists - Hallowe’en
  36. Buck 65 - Hallowe’en
  37. Camp Lo - Negro League
  38. Toolshed - Borderlines
  39. Gravediggaz - 1-800-SUICIDE
  40. Fu-Schnickens - Visions 20/20
  41. Wu-Tang Clan - Careful (Click, Click)
  42. Rubberoom - Evil Archangels 2
  43. Tri-Pinnacle/Antipop - Melted Wax
  44. ONYX & Biohazard - Judgement Night
  45. Geto Boys - My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me
  46. Sway & Tech - The Anthem
  47. LL Cool J - Deepest Bluest
  48. ginzuintriplicate - Bite The Hand
  49. The Mighty Trans-Ill-Vanians - Aberdeen Stranglas
  50. B-Real, Coolio, LL Cool J & Busta Rhymes - Monstarrs
  51. Gravediggaz - Tales From The Dark Side
  52. Everlast - Shook Ones pt.II
  53. Shaquille O’Neal, RZA & Method Man - No Hooks
  54. P.O.S. - Crispin Glover
  55. Red Ants - Keep Your Satellites Out Of My Brain
  56. Dert Roads - Bring Out Your Dead
  57. House Of Pain - Back From The Dead
  58. Dangerdoom featuring Ghostface - The Mask
  59. Mick Smiley - Magic
  60. Bobby Brown Posse - On Our Own
  61. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Then She Bit Me
  62. Edan & Percee P - Torture Chamber
  63. Method Man - Judgement Day (instrumental)
  64. Tears For Fears - Mad World
  65. Lords of the Underground - Psycho
  66. Boom Bip & Buck 65 - The Unthinkable (remix)
  67. Blanche - Superstition

(Hallowax 2008)